I signed a waiver for an X-ray exam. They wanted to make sure I’m not pregnant.
Part of it says…
I am not pregnant at the time of examination. My last menstrual period was last _______.
They were asking for a date. Like the sarcastic bad-ass that I am, I filled it up this way:
I am not pregnant at the time of examination. My last menstrual period was last week.
You don’t care? Yeah, me neither.
